The Very Right Honourable,The Very Very Reverend,Lord High Commissioner,Lord High
Lord (Heavy Brown) Suitcase.
It is with the fawnest pleasure,
That I write to you,your most inestimable Learned Lord.
If it pleases you, most erudite Peer, Great Social Reformer,
Devout Child of the Kirkus Catholicum Romanorum,
Healer of Men,Illustrious Bibliographer,most kind and humble Philanthropist,
Supporter of the downtrodden,
Peacemaker to the starving
Most soft spoken
Most great Parliamentarian , in your most humble servant’s opinion,
in the entire History of the British Parliament .
May I ask for a few pounds to see me through the Winter?
I remain, in perpetuity,
your most humble,
devout,and eternally grateful
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply dated 15th inst.
Dear Mother Hubbard
Lordo di Lordi
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