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27 April 2019 By Burnt Off

BlUrrium Inelegans

The Fast-moving Blairium  Inelegans is both bio-degradable and bio-diversal.
Scientists have gained a rare glimpse into the politico-economic life of this mysterious shallow -thinking biped , with Left to Right Locomotory Ataxia
By studying footage taken in the Drawing rooms of the enlightened few, researchers have found that this infrequently seen creature will often engage in self-mating.
They believe this is because encounters with potential mates in the dark corridors of Power are rare, and Blairium  may be unable to find  a comparable Ego

In the Royal Society paper the team writes: “In the deep, dark habitat where Blairium dwells , potential mates are few and far between.We suggest that self- mating behaviour by Blairium Is part of a repro- strategy that maximises success by indiscriminately and swiftly absorbing
everything fiscal that he encounters.

The study is published in the Royal Society  Journal  Of
Fiscal Chicanery
The researchers looked at video footage taken over 13 years ; most of which was recorded in the Front Study IN TEN D OWNING STREET

The species that was observed is called BLAIRIUM INELEGANS
a four-tentacled  beast that measures about 180cm-long (6ft) with impressive hook-lined teeth and deferential gaze.

Vita Religionis :
Until now, little was known about this creature’s religious life,
But now it has been observed
In the dark recesses of that most ignoble of Institutions : The Ecclesia Catholicus Romanorum.  There is some consideration being given at the moment to reclassifying its Taxonomy  and for it to be known as Blairium  Pontificantis Inelegans.

As regards it’s Vita Sexualis :
apart from the fact that the male uses a long, penis-like organ to deposit large sums of money in the Vaulta Vaticoris,the study suggests that there is a colleration between the deposition of large Fiscal Bundles and it’s attainment of religious Ecstasy.
Complex structures containing millions of Euros are given to the  female, which are then absorbed into her Off-shore accounts

But by studying footage of this off-set-eyed  convert they were able to find out much more.

“Going through hours of video, we found that both the male and the female have been observed dragging  heavy  sacks of money to and from black-cassocked ,
Hooded Silent guardians.
The  sacks can  be seen as ways To excite the female to perform  on her dorsum .

Following the study, the researchers now hope to use genetic techniques to determine the source of the fiscal packages, to find out whether more than one Creature  is trying to deposit its money in the many secret accounts found off-shore ;  in Switzerland; The Vatican City ;  In Stocks and shares; Hedge Funds  and principally in Property portfolios;

Both the male and the female are very astute, with sharp legal minds – a real boon
Which helps reduce the likelihood of their assets being mInimised.

BlUrrium Inelegans

The Fast-moving Blairium  Inelegans is both bio-degradable and bio-diversal.
Scientists have gained a rare glimpse into the politico-economic life of this mysterious shallow -thinking biped , with Left to Right Locomotory Ataxia
By studying footage taken in the Drawing rooms of the enlightened few, researchers have found that this infrequently seen creature will often engage in self-mating.
They believe this is because encounters with potential mates in the dark corridors of Power are rare, and Blairium  may be unable to find  a comparable Ego

In the Royal Society paper the team writes: “In the deep, dark habitat where Blairium dwells , potential mates are few and far between.We suggest that self- mating behaviour by Blairium Is part of a repro- strategy that maximises success by indiscriminately and swiftly absorbing
everything fiscal that he encounters.

The study is published in the Royal Society  Journal  Of
Fiscal Chicanery
The researchers looked at video footage taken over 13 years ; most of which was recorded in the Front Study IN TEN D OWNING STREET

The species that was observed is called BLAIRIUM INELEGANS
a four-tentacled  beast that measures about 180cm-long (6ft) with impressive hook-lined teeth and deferential gaze.

Vita Religionis :
Until now, little was known about this creature’s religious life,
But now it has been observed
In the dark recesses of that most ignoble of Institutions : The Ecclesia Catholicus Romanorum.  There is some consideration being given at the moment to reclassifying its Taxonomy  and for it to be known as Blairium  Pontificantis Inelegans.

As regards it’s Vita Sexualis :
apart from the fact that the male uses a long, penis-like organ to deposit large sums of money in the Vaulta Vaticoris,the study suggests that there is a colleration between the deposition of large Fiscal Bundles and it’s attainment of religious Ecstasy.
Complex structures containing millions of Euros are given to the  female, which are then absorbed into her Off-shore accounts

But by studying footage of this off-set-eyed  convert they were able to find out much more.

“Going through hours of video, we found that both the male and the female have been observed dragging  heavy  sacks of money to and from black-cassocked ,
Hooded Silent guardians.
The  sacks can  be seen as ways To excite the female to perform  on her dorsum .

Following the study, the researchers now hope to use genetic techniques to determine the source of the fiscal packages, to find out whether more than one Creature  is trying to deposit its money in the many secret accounts found off-shore ;  in Switzerland; The Vatican City ;  In Stocks and shares; Hedge Funds  and principally in Property portfolios;

Both the male and the female are very astute, with sharp legal minds – a real boon
Which helps reduce the likelihood of their assets being mInimised.