I believe in Rice Crispies
In the power of Noodles
In the enjoyment gained from training Fish Fingers to swim
In Aunt Bessie’s mash
And In the lingering taste of Honey

I believe in one Pot noodle
Made with profit in mind
The wholly Capitalist Church
The Communion of Stock
The preponderance of Greed
The pursuit of the Euro
The resurrection of a quality Business plan
And Profit everlasting
Amen

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