Mirandorum Inelegans exists in an environment suffused with organisms that are homogenous and averse to bio-diversity ~ this particular species has a praeter-natural affinity with  paper promisory notes of an engaging value.
Scientists have gained a rare glimpse into the politico-economic life of this mysterious shallow-thinking biped with Left to Right locomotion.The study is published in the Royal Society journal of Fiscal Chicanery. The researchers looked at video footage (most of which had been recorded in 10 d owning street by the  Chorus of Mirandorum Inelegans adherents; with its Motto
“ Bah! to Old Labour; Let’s Organise Conservatively; Kill Socialism”

The species that was observed is  a four-tentacled beast that measures about 180cm-long (6ft) with impressive hook-lined teeth and deferential gaze.
Until now, little was known about this creature’s Vita Religiorum
But it has been observed recently in the dark recesses of that most ignoble of Institutions,
Kirkus Catholicum Romanorum.
There is some consideration being given at the moment to its Taxonomy
And for it to be reclassified as Mirandorum  Inelegans pontificantis

                Regarding  its Vita Sexualis

apart from the fact that the male uses a long, penis-like organ to deposit large sums of money in the Vaulta Vaticorum, the study suggests that there is a correlation  between the deposition of large fiscal bundles and its attainment of religious ecstasy.
Complex structures containing millions of Euros are given to the female, which are then absorbed into her off-shore accounts
By studying footage of this off-set-eyed convert they were able to find out much more.

cropped-IMG_2529-1.jpg“Going through hours of video, we found that both the male and the female h
ave been observed dragging heavy sacks of money to and from black-cassocked , Hooded Silent guardians

The sacks can be seen as ways
To excite the female to perform on her dorsum .
As the locations of the Euro packages were similar in both sexes, we concluded that males mate with males and females with females

In the Royal Society paper the team writes: “In the deep, dark habitat where dwells BPI,potential mates are few and far between.

“We suggest that same-sex mating behaviour by B.P. is part of a repro – strategy that maximises success by inducing males to indiscriminately and swiftly absorb everything fiscal that they encounter.

Following the study, the researchers now hope to use genetic techniques to determine the source of the fiscal packages,

And to find out where the Bundles are being deposited ; there are many Avoidance  accounts off-shore in the Vatican City ; in Stocks and shares; Property portfolios; Hedge Funds – countless  Investment opportunities within irregular Banking Regularities.

Both the male and the female are very astute, with sharp legal minds which greatly increases the likelihood of their assets being maximised .