I believe in Pod
The gatherer of Data
Maker of Touchscreen and iPad
And in Jobs in Apple
Who was received by the whole establishment Borne by Virgin Media
Surfed under programmable Code
Who was crucial to
And was worried
…..He entered into Dell
On The third day
(Wednesday in fact)
he rose again from his Bed
He, as stated,entered into Discussions…
And useth the right hand on Pod
From whence he shall maintain the pursuit of the Pound I believe in the hole he goes into
The wholly Capitalist Church
The Communion of Stock
The preponderance of Greed
The unforgiveness of poor returns
The resurrection of quality business plans
And Profit everlasting!!
There is one enormous oblique semi-transparent Spheroid made of Cinnamon Biscuit and poultry breast paste
Spinning gracefully,
but in erratic orbit, just outside the reaches of our most powerful telescopes.
Within this sphere there reclines a greatly overweight recumbent 🐠 🐫
with a blue light beaming code in staccato out of its butt.
It regularly sends these repeating pulses of light towards Earth ,to sustain and protect us.
I believe that each one if us is thus controlled by these great-pulsating lights
I Further believe that the earth is actually hollow Within the Earth live small yellow squat Eartheurs who maintain the resources we mine on Earth
Yesterday four surface Earth
Beings mining for coal 100 metres down below Neath in the Swansea Valley drowned in an Old reopened mine
I believe that they did not die.
Their transporters were left behind as the Yellow Eartheurs
Pulled their Energy from them
And they now repose happily
Beneath the Breacon Beacons

I believe all this because I was informed, by my Mentor, as I prepared For an informative mid-month Seminar That very morning
I believe in Rice Crispies
In the power of noodles
InThe enjoyment gained from training fish fingers to swim InAunt Bessie’smash
And In the lingering taste of honey
I believe in one pot noodle Made with profit in mind
The wholly Capitalist Church The preponderance of greed The pursuit of the Euro
The resurrection of a quality business plan And profit everlasting

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